KAT - Kiss a Turd

So a few days ago I caught someone cheating my LinkEx over at Porn Star Catalog. We require reciprocal links and what they were doing was putting the reciprocal link on a junk page that was setup just for that purpose. Now, putting a reciprocal on a links page is OK, but putting it on a links page that is not part of your site (i.e. you cant navigate to it by clicking and of course, neither can visitors or search engines) is not acceptable and that goes without saying. Thats a dirty trick and while yes, the guy technically complied with the link back requirements, its clear he is trying to play unfair so now he gets to kiss a turd.

Associated IP Addresses:

• 74.213.4.178
• 67.55.79.107
• 67.15.97.35

Domains Associated with this Scam:

• freegaymassage.com - the site where the fake reciprocal was.
• dental-coverage.us - domain of submitters’ e-mail address.
• payday-loan-now.us - the site being promoted by the spam.
• lemonlawsite.com - name server domain for dental-coverage.us.

Note the additional domains used as name servers and such in the whois records below, these are probably all his as well. Blacklist them and the associated information.

Whois Records: (As of 01/22/2008)

Whois for “freegaymassage.com”:

Registrant:
personal
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: FREEGAYMASSAGE.COM
Created on: 07-Jul-07
Expires on: 07-Jul-09
Last Updated on: 04-Jan-08

Administrative Contact:
Admin, Domain gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
personal
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States
5125555555 Fax –

Technical Contact:
Admin, Domain gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
personal
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States
5125555555 Fax –

Domain servers in listed order:
NS4.OURDNSERVERS.COM
NS3.OURDNSERVERS.COM

Whois for “dental-coverage.us”:

alpha# whois dental-coverage.us
Domain Name: DENTAL-COVERAGE.US
Domain ID: D11758210-US
Sponsoring Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 146
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited
Registrant ID: GODA-027173101
Registrant Name: Domain Admin
Registrant Organization: webmaster
Registrant Address1: PO Box 26400
Registrant City: Austin
Registrant State/Province: Texas
Registrant Postal Code: 78755
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Registrant Email: gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
Registrant Application Purpose: P1
Registrant Nexus Category: C21
Administrative Contact ID: GODA-227173101
Administrative Contact Name: Domain Admin
Administrative Contact Organization: webmaster
Administrative Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Administrative Contact City: Austin
Administrative Contact State/Province: Texas
Administrative Contact Postal Code: 78755
Administrative Contact Country: United States
Administrative Contact Country Code: US
Administrative Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Administrative Contact Email: gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
Administrative Application Purpose: P1
Administrative Nexus Category: C21
Billing Contact ID: GODA-327173101
Billing Contact Name: Domain Admin
Billing Contact Organization: webmaster
Billing Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Billing Contact City: Austin
Billing Contact State/Province: Texas
Billing Contact Postal Code: 78755
Billing Contact Country: United States
Billing Contact Country Code: US
Billing Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Billing Contact Email: gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
Billing Application Purpose: P1
Billing Nexus Category: C21
Technical Contact ID: GODA-127173101
Technical Contact Name: Domain Admin
Technical Contact Organization: webmaster
Technical Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Technical Contact City: Austin
Technical Contact State/Province: Texas
Technical Contact Postal Code: 78755
Technical Contact Country: United States
Technical Contact Country Code: US
Technical Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Technical Contact Email: gfywebmaster@yahoo.com
Technical Application Purpose: P1
Technical Nexus Category: C21
Name Server: NS1.LEMONLAWSSITE.COM
Name Server: NS2.LEMONLAWSSITE.COM
Created by Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Last Updated by Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Domain Registration Date: Tue Jan 23 16:22:38 GMT 2007
Domain Expiration Date: Thu Jan 22 23:59:59 GMT 2009
Domain Last Updated Date: Fri Jan 04 17:28:42 GMT 2008

>>>> Whois database was last updated on: Tue Jan 22 08:21:34 GMT 2008 <<<<

Whois for “payday-loan-now.us”:

alpha# whois payday-loan-now.us
Domain Name: PAYDAY-LOAN-NOW.US
Domain ID: D14909589-US
Sponsoring Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 146
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited
Registrant ID: GODA-039890342
Registrant Name: Domain Admin
Registrant Organization: Private Business
Registrant Address1: PO Box 26400
Registrant City: Austin
Registrant State/Province: Texas
Registrant Postal Code: 78755
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Registrant Email: austin78755@gmail.com
Registrant Application Purpose: P1
Registrant Nexus Category: C21
Administrative Contact ID: GODA-239890342
Administrative Contact Name: Domain Admin
Administrative Contact Organization: Private Business
Administrative Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Administrative Contact City: Austin
Administrative Contact State/Province: Texas
Administrative Contact Postal Code: 78755
Administrative Contact Country: United States
Administrative Contact Country Code: US
Administrative Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Administrative Contact Email: austin78755@gmail.com
Administrative Application Purpose: P1
Administrative Nexus Category: C21
Billing Contact ID: GODA-339890342
Billing Contact Name: Domain Admin
Billing Contact Organization: Private Business
Billing Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Billing Contact City: Austin
Billing Contact State/Province: Texas
Billing Contact Postal Code: 78755
Billing Contact Country: United States
Billing Contact Country Code: US
Billing Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Billing Contact Email: austin78755@gmail.com
Billing Application Purpose: P1
Billing Nexus Category: C21
Technical Contact ID: GODA-139890342
Technical Contact Name: Domain Admin
Technical Contact Organization: Private Business
Technical Contact Address1: PO Box 26400
Technical Contact City: Austin
Technical Contact State/Province: Texas
Technical Contact Postal Code: 78755
Technical Contact Country: United States
Technical Contact Country Code: US
Technical Contact Phone Number: +1.5125555555
Technical Contact Email: austin78755@gmail.com
Technical Application Purpose: P1
Technical Nexus Category: C21
Name Server: NS2.WEBAIR.NET
Name Server: NS.WEBAIR.NET
Created by Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Last Updated by Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Domain Registration Date: Wed Nov 14 21:32:49 GMT 2007
Domain Expiration Date: Thu Nov 13 23:59:59 GMT 2008
Domain Last Updated Date: Wed Nov 14 21:37:09 GMT 2007

Notice that the site being spammed is hosted at WebAir. I have sent a complaint to WebAir about this issue and am waiting to hear back from them. Of course, if I do not hear back from them soon they will get a turd of their own to kiss.

In the mean time, I highly recommend that you blacklist these domains and IP addresses on your sites to prevent him from fucking around with you as well.

Update #1: More Information on Our Spammer/Scammer

I decided to do a quick Google search on the e-mail addresses listed on the domains above. When I searched for the address shown on the payday-loan-now.us (austin78755@gmail.com) - the domain the spammer was spamming my site to promote, I found two results. The first one was this KAT Turd and the second one was a website called Brew Better Beer, which appeared to be selling an eBook. No surprise, I thought. Spammers like to spam to sell eBooks.

Apparently, this spammer bought the website from a guy off eBay who scammed him, according to the little rant posted there. The irony here is just too much!

ATTENTION: This page is here to express my anger at the ebay seller kswebsites for selling me such an awful quality product. I purchased this website, BrewGoodBeer.com, which sells an Ebook that is supposed to be a “step by step guide that will take you from start to finish to make great testing beer in your home.”

This was a complete waste of money, and I am forced to write it off because I can do NOTHING with this website to recoup my loss. If you are buying ANYTHING from this ebay seller, I strongly recommend that you fully scrutize the final product, ESPECIALLY ANY EBOOK SELLING WEBSITES! I thought the website that sold the ebook looked nice enough, so I made the false assumption that the ebook itself was good quality. I was wrong.

I cannot sell his ebook because it is the worst quality ebook that I have ever seen on the internet, and I am a veteran when it comes to ebooks. I REFUSE to sell such a horrible quality product to my customers. I feel confident that selling this ebook for $19.95 to customers would cause so many complaints that I would risk having my merchant account shut down at Paypal. See for yourself the original ebook at brewgoodbeer.com/beer.pdf

Rather than being a “complete guide” to brewing beer as promised in the auction and on this website, the ebook is rather a poorly combined list of awfully-written beer recipes, many of which do not contain instructions at all but only confusing ingredients.

When I complained to the ebay seller kswebsites, he sent me an “upgrade” to the ebook. This upgrade is almost as big of a joke as the original ebook. See the “upgrade” for yourself at brewgoodbeer.com/beer.zip

Shame on you kswebsites for selling such garbage on the internet, and then on top of that suckering your customers in hosting for $7.95 a month for your horrible product.

Buyer beware.

Sincerely, Nick K from austin78755@gmail.com

Oh but wait, it gets even better. I decided to run a whois on the brewbetterbeer.com domain - and I snickered when I noticed that the idiot apparently decided to use his real name on the registration. Complete ownage. I could continue to dig through his network of websites, whois’ing and digging his name servers, but what would be the point? He has been outed enough.

Registrant:
Nicholas Kusnir
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: BREWGOODBEER.COM
Created on: 30-Jul-07
Expires on: 30-Jul-09
Last Updated on: 04-Jan-08

Administrative Contact:
Kusnir, Nicholas  nick@kushmd.com
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States
5124208289

Technical Contact:
Kusnir, Nicholas  nick@kushmd.com
PO Box 26400
Austin, Texas 78755
United States
5124208289

Domain servers in listed order:
NS12.IXSWEB.COM
NS13.IXSWEB.COM

KAT is pleased to announce to our readership that we have two investigations in process.

The first one involves Porn Hub, one of the many sites using so-called user-generated content and a possible connection with Juggcash and Brazbucks. The second investigation involves one of the industry leaders in dirty dealings: Platinum Bucks. This investigation has been started at the behest of one of our readers who seems to be crazy about us. Despite his constant accusations of ignoring the PB story, we really are working on trying to make it readable.

Look for both of these stories within the next couple of weeks, right here at Kiss a Turd! Also, remember, if you have dirt on an adult industry player, we want it! Send your dirty laundry to KAT for a public airing. Havent you ever dried your cloths on a cloths line and had them rained on and noticed how soft and great they feel afterwards? Well, sending your dirty laundry to KAT can have a very similar effect!

Intense Cash, the operators of Broke Straight Boys, Broke Straight Girls and several other sites, get to kiss a turd for simple general assholeism. They have not defrauded anyone (that I know of) nor have they been up to anything exceptionally dirty, they are just assholes in general.

Shortly (within six hours) after the ARS issue got me banned from GFY, BoyAlley (who posts as “JP” on the forum in question) banned me from the Intense Cash support forums, Gay Main Street. JP did not even bother to tell me he had done it and in fact, I did not even know that JP had moderator powers on that forum. So I assumed that it was Mark who did it. And that really pissed me off because Intense Cash was one of the first programs that I signed up with. After trying to reach him on ICQ without success for most of the day, I sent him the e-mail below (which has a copy of the ICQ log in it, where I was trying to reach him).

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 7, 2008 6:18 PM
Subject: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: webmaster@intensecash.com

Hey Mark,

You ever gonna answer me?

Why the fuck did you ban me from GMS? Come on Mark, your silence is
deafening! I have been nice to you, I’ve tried to promote your program
the best I can with what I have (which ain’t shit as you well know -
yet), I have shared my ideas with you, contributed more ideas to your
forum and then you fucking taking a piss on me like this and whats
more, you won’t even tell me why, hell, you won’t even tell me to fuck
off.

(11:54:38 AM) Keith: Hey Mark, did you ban me from GMS?
(12:03:18 PM) Keith: Ah well, thats nice. Silence like Eric.
(12:03:41 PM) Keith: If you’re gonna ban me from your forum, you ought
to ban me from your program.
(12:06:44 PM) Keith: haha, and to think you were talking about helping
me on getting to the bottom of the NATS issue. I guess that was what,
just smoke up my ass?
(12:07:44 PM) Keith: Man, this industry has some hypocrites in it. Far
worse than anything in mainstream.
(12:08:18 PM) Keith: And you dont even have the decency to answer the
message. You’re the only mod on that forum, who else could it have
been.
(12:09:05 PM) Keith: How do I get rid of these e-mails your forum keeps sending?
(12:13:08 PM) Keith: Can you even answer that?
(12:21:00 PM) Keith: Fucking ridlious.
(12:21:42 PM) Keith: Close my account dude.
(12:21:52 PM) Keith: You cant even tell me why you are banning me from
your forum.
(12:21:57 PM) Keith: Cant answer my messages.
(12:22:02 PM) Keith: What the fuck.
(12:22:56 PM) Keith: Thats a shame, too Mark. I actually thought you
were one of the good guys.
(12:23:52 PM) Keith: More the fool I. Fuck man, you are good. Played
me like a fiddle. And had me believing it, too.
(12:43:00 PM) Keith: Man, I need to review your logs and see just at
which point you got me thinking you were one of the good guys. That
dont happen much and to be honest, it worries me. Maybe I lost my damn
nose for BS and without that, I am not good for nothing.
(12:43:17 PM) Keith: If you noticed when I started swallowing it,
please tell me. Hell, I’ll even pay ya.
(1:44:40 PM) Keith: So my account is still open. So lets see, how does
this work with you? My traffic, what little bit of it there is, is
good enough for you but my posts aren’t? Do you think I am gonna
promote your program after this?

I never thought you’d be one to take a toke on the ARS cock. Since
when do you ban people on GMS for shit that happens on GFY? Did that
fucking asshole Boy Alley or JP or whatever the fuck his name is this
week put you up to this? God but I hate that son of a bitch. He is the
kind of homosexual that gives other homosexuals a bad name. I hope
that fucking asshole gets hit by a bus and you can tell him I said
that.

Like I said Mark, I truly thought you were one of the good guys, above
the average webmaster bullshit. An average guy with an upstanding way
of dealing with stuff who started a program. A reason to hope for a
better adult industry, I hoped that somehow if you were successful
with your program it might start a chain reaction. A new type of adult
industry where people were honest and not looking to back stab at
every chance. Jesus fucking Christ who in the hell did I think I was
kidding. I should have my head examined for such an irrational thought
such as that one. You’re just like all the rest.

Dude close my IC account already. You are pissing me off by leaving it
open. Its an insult. If I am not good enough for your forum then my
traffic (what little of it there is) is not good enough for your
program. Take the money thats in there - which I didn’t earn anyway -
and buy yourself a god damned beer. You obviously need one. Or more
than one. You owe me nothing dude, nothing at all. Not for the little
blog theme hotty mixup, nothing. Its all good. We are fucking even
steven, bro. Do not send me a check because I will send it back to
you. I do not want your fucking handouts. Everything I have, I have it
because I earned it. I am not about to go on the dole now. Not from
IC, not from anyone else.

You’re such a class act, Mark. A real fucking class act. And I am dead
serious, I will pay you to tell me where I started swallowing your
bullshit cause you got me good. Its been a long fucking while since I
have so completely misjudged someone as I did in your case.

Fuckin’ A but you are a disappointment. I expect this shit from GFY’s
admins, but I truly am shocked to get it from you. Ah well, I am
talking to a brick wall here and making myself look like more of an
idiot than I already am for so obviously misjudging you and your
intent. I think I’ll just shut up now.

Anyway, once made aware of the fact that Boy Alley or JP or whatever the fuck his name is had banned one of his affiliates and a long time customer (yes, I have bought a membership to Mark’s Broke Straight Boys site more than once) he I got the below. He couldn’t answer any of my ICQ messages all day, but he did answer this e-mail about 45 minutes later with:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: IntenseCash <webmaster@intensecash.com>
Date: Jan 7, 2008 6:46 PM
Subject: RE: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>

Hi Keith,

Sorry I have been out all day. I don’t know why you are so pissed at me I
did not ban you. JP is the one who banned you. From what I heard it has
nothing to do with anything on gfy but something you accused ARS of. I
don’t have time to babysit people on the board so JP has full control to do
what he feels is right. You will need to talk to him about it because I am
working on many other projects right now.

Thanks,
Mark

I had been trying to reach BoyAlley all day on another issue I had with him and he was not responding. So I sent the following back to Mark. Yes, I probably could have worded it better but like I said, I was pissed off and I had a good reason to be. BoyAlle aka JP had already done some other stupid shit to piss me off recently, so I had little if any love for that asshole at the moment.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 7, 2008 7:57 PM
Subject: Re: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: IntenseCash <webmaster@intensecash.com>

Hey Mark,

That son of a bitch banned me? That asshole! I should have known it
would be him behind it!

I didn’t even know that he had access to do such things! I’m sorry,
Mark. In that case, I take back everything I said. I just assumed that
since you came up as being available on ICQ right before it happened
and stayed available that you did it and were laughing your ass off at
me messaging you trying to get a response and since I thought you were
the only one. I truly am sorry.

But JP has not answered a single message I sent him for several days
about another issue, and I asked him how to turn off the e-mails from
the board since I thought he might know, but he did not answer that,
either. Not even to correct my mistaken assumption that it was you
that did it. I’m sorry, but I can’t work something out with him if he
won’t respond to me at all.

I am an affiliate of your program and a long time customer. This is
not fair. I posted an accusation on GFY about ARS. The assholes at GFY
decided to ban me over it. JP and some others brought it from GFY and
started threads on GMS about it. If I am understanding this right, JP
took it upon himself to ban me because he didn’t like what I did on
another forum and possibly because I happened to post responses to
some of the stuff that was mentioned on GMS. I didnt even get into it
with anyone, how can that be considered a fair banning? I was 25x more
annoying with the TMM/NATS threads.

01/04/08:

(5:04:23 PM) Keith: So how many dicks do I have to suck before I am a fag?
(5:34:34 PM) Keith: You know, you post this troll shit out there and
then you dont back it up with anything.

Today:

(12:11:32 PM) Keith: How do I get rid of these e-mails Mark’s forum
keeps sending? He wants to (and did) ban me over the ARS thing on GFY.
Never would have though he’d be one to suck thier dick, he seemed like
a more down to earth guy than that, but oh well, people really
surprise me sometimes. Any ideas on how to unsubscribe to them?
(7:33:52 PM) Keith: Hey asshole, Mark says you banned me?
(7:34:02 PM) Keith: What the fuck for?
(7:34:31 PM) Keith: I blamed him for it, I didn’t even know you had
ban power over there.
(7:36:57 PM) Keith: God you are a spineless prick.
(7:37:00 PM) Keith: Answer me, asshole.
(7:38:09 PM) Keith: Come on you piece of shit.
(7:38:15 PM) Keith: What the fuck is wrong with you?
(7:38:53 PM) Keith: Fine. Sit there and don’t answer me.
(7:39:07 PM) Keith: God you make me fucking SICK!
(7:41:05 PM) Keith: Answer me so I dont have to bother Mark with this
you fucking piece of shit.
(7:41:32 PM) Keith: This is obviously between you and me. Lets solve
it between us fags.
(7:46:05 PM) Keith: Alright, you are gonna succeed in really pissing me off.
(7:46:56 PM) Keith: Don’t answer me. You’re gonna make me bother Mark
about this, he says he is busy and wants me to deal with you, I
obviously cant do that if you wont fucking answer me.
(7:52:19 PM) Keith: You had better hope you and I never meet, you
fucking piece of shit. I promise you, if we do, I will rock your
fucking world.

I’ll wait until you are not busy but I have to ask you to get involved
because JP refuses to answer any messages from me and, like I said,
has been doing so for several days. I couldn’t care less what GFY
decides to do but I do have an interest in GMS and yeah, I am really
pissed off with JP now.

I’m sorry to bother you, but I don’t really have any choice.

Thanks,

Keith

Now I thought that was a real reasonable way to handle it. I was sure it would all be sorted out in due time and BoyAlley would get a spanking. But when I did not get a response and I saw him posting bullshit responses to unimportant threads on GMS, I figured he must no longer be busy and would take care of this. So I decided to poke him again and see if maybe he forgot about the issue, with the following.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 8, 2008 7:07 PM
Subject: Re: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: IntenseCash <webmaster@intensecash.com>

Hey Mark,

Are you going to answer me or deal with this or what? I can’t address
it with JP because his stupid ass wont respond to anything I send to
him. Its not fair for me to be banned from your forum over something
that happened on GFY. Thats fucking bullshit and you know it. There is
not a single thing thats fair about this and you know it. Its your
forum and your program, if he is your mod then its your job to keep
him from taking out his - whatever the fuck ails him - on members of
the forum. Its not good for business. Now, I’ve tried to be patient
about this, but you telling me to go talk to him knowing good and well
that he isn’t answering me is not reasonable and this whole situation
is making me a little bit pissed off, and I think I have a reason to
be.

Thanks,

Keith

He never did respond to that or anything else. I tried to login to my Intense Cash account later that day and noticed that my login did not work. It did not give me an error, just redirected me back to the main page. Thats a great example of the shitty error handling NATS software has, by the way. So I think at this point, I had my answer.

I sent him the following messages (which he never responded to):

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 9, 2008 7:49 AM
Subject: Re: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: IntenseCash <webmaster@intensecash.com>

Well, you closed my account. I guess thats my answer. See ya later
Mark, have a good one. I pulled all your shit down a few minutes ago
and while I was going to discuss Netpond’s admins on KAT today, their
coverage just got bumped because I need to talk about Intense Cash.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Keith <minusonebit@gmail.com>
Date: Jan 9, 2008 12:13 PM
Subject: Re: You Ever Gonna Answer Me?
To: IntenseCash <webmaster@intensecash.com>

Oh yeah, and do me a favor. Delete all my info from your site. Just in
case NATS gets hacked again, I wouldn’t want to be the victim of
another leak.

Prior to all of this, I had engaged in several conversations with the owner of Intense Cash - Mark - and I honestly thought he was a stand up guy. We had chatted about the NATS issue at length and he seemed to be willing to do what he could to help get to the bottom of some issues. I should post the logs of those conversations here but I won’t because I promised they would remain confidential.

I am usually exceptionally good at judging people and Mark got over on me really good, he had me fooled. I was dead serious about my offer to pay him to tell me if he noticed at what point I started to swallow it. But I am sure he’ll never tell me even if he did notice. One cunning son of a bitch that guy is.

I have never encountered board leadership that bans people based on what happens on another forum. I have also never encountered a company owner who would ban a long time customer and promoter of his site over something so petty and in such an unprofessional way. The way they handled it was almost as bad as ARS handled their little disagreement with me, though not quite as unprofessional.

So for having the nerve to shit on a long time customer who became an affiliate mostly because of liking what he saw as a customer, Intense Cash, Gay Main Street, Mark and BoyAlley/JP can all kiss a turd.